Bi the Way.

Before dismissal with Juniors and Seniors

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D: I’m bisexual. I like girls and boys.
S: You had sex with a girl?
D: No, I don’t wanna do that.
J: Then you are just friends.
S: How is you bi if you never had sex with a woman?
J: You aren’t bisexual if you don’t want to have sex with women.
S: I’m bi if I slept with a woman and ate her coochy right?
J: I want to ask you a personal question.
S: Have I touched her with my fingers?
J: No–
Mr. C: (interrupts) This is not the time or the place to have this discussion.
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You Done Went Back to the Past

I was comparing two photos with the 11th Graders:
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Mr. C: Does this photo look better in color or black and white?
P: Black and white. It makes it look all historic and shit, like you done went back to the 1980’s in the 1950’s.
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Wigglin’ Trees

4th Block with Seniors:

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T: Is it gonna rain?
Mr. C: I don’t think so, if it rains it will probably be later tonight.
T: Why are the trees wigglin’ then?
Mr. C: Because of the wind.
T: Oh.
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PG-14

In a Senior discussion about suicide bombers:

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Mr. C: Well some suicide bombers attach bombs to their chest and use cell phones to detonate them.
D: Damn.
Mr. C: I wish I could show you guys the hurt locker.
D: Why can’t you?
Mr. C: There is a lot of language and violence.
D: We grown ass men.
Mr. C: Well it’s rated R.
D: Nah its PG-14.
Mr. C: Haha.
D: That’s not real is it?
Mr. C: No it’s PG-13.
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