Q-Tips

Bathroom break.

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K walks out of the restroom.
Mr. C: You can go ahead and head back to the classroom.
K: What? (Walks up to me.)
Mr. C: I said you can go back to class.
K: Oh I didn’t hear you.
Mr. C: Well I will get some q-tips so you can clean out those ears.
K: Are you trying to be funny?
Mr. C: Trying?
K walks down hall.
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Fast as Hell

A comment one of my juniors made during class:

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S:
I feel like March is going by fast as hell.
Mr. C: It’s April.
S: Oh.
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