No Dice

In Culinary Arts, dicing some onions.
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K: Look at Mr. C, dicing them onions like a chef.
Mr. C: Yep. You know I used to teach this class last year right?
K: Oh.
D: You know how to cut real fast.
Mr. C: It takes practice, but you can learn to dice this way.
S: Dice that pussy.
Mr. C: No.
S: Haha.
Mr. C: You just had to make it sexual.
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