Hands

L walked in my room and made a comment to B:
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B: I know you wasn’t talking to me.
L: You wont do nothin’.
B: Man, what is you talking about! My hands is bisexual, I fight boys and girls!
Mr. C: Alright L, time to go.
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I got the other student out of my room before it escalated.


Bi the Way.

Before dismissal with Juniors and Seniors

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D: I’m bisexual. I like girls and boys.
S: You had sex with a girl?
D: No, I don’t wanna do that.
J: Then you are just friends.
S: How is you bi if you never had sex with a woman?
J: You aren’t bisexual if you don’t want to have sex with women.
S: I’m bi if I slept with a woman and ate her coochy right?
J: I want to ask you a personal question.
S: Have I touched her with my fingers?
J: No–
Mr. C: (interrupts) This is not the time or the place to have this discussion.
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