Gray Magic

I’m sitting at my desk and M is across the room on the computer.
M: Mr. C do you know anything about black magic?
Mr. C: No.
M: What about white magic?
Mr. C: No, what is white magic?
M: (Silence, stares at computer screen)
Mr. C: M? What is white magic?
M: Oh I don’t know I just wanted to know about it.
Mr. C: Well you can research it on the computer.
M: That’s what I’m fixin’ to do.
Mr. C: Okay.
I am going to miss M’s random questions.