No Lie

S started telling me this story at the end of the day.
————–
S: I shot a damn dog in the head, no lie.
Mr. C: Why?
S: I had to. I was walkin’ down the road with a pistol in my pant.
I looked down and a dog grabbed my ass in the hand. Locked on and everything.
I pulled my gun out and straight killed his ass.
Mr. C: That’s terrible.
————
Unfortunately S is no longer at the school. I received an email saying that they had been sent off to a center and would be evaluated in 6 months.


Good Dog

Write a story about something important to you:

——————
Well I have a dog she is a good dog she look out for me when I’m sleep. She make sure the houes is on and she knows how to catch the ball when I tell her to and she give it back when I tell her to. She is not a mean dog but when I tell her to she will be tho. If she don’t know you she will try to fight you and she like to fight other dogs to. But that my dog and she is good she raelly nice once she get to know you she will like you. But that all I have to say about my dog and that is the end. Well let talk about me I I’m a good people I dont really like to fight but if I have to I will so you really dont wanna do that.
———————–

My students have good intentions.


Cookie Dog

3rd Block with Juniors:
———
T: I’m hungry.
Mr. C: Me too. That Oreo I got from Dasha helped tide me over though.
T: Uh huh.
Mr. C: Oreo’s are a vegan cookie by the way.
T: No it ain’t, it got dog in it.
Mr. C: You would eat a cookie if it had dog in it?
T: Prolly.
——-