CK Fresh

I walk into a classroom and a student immediately sprays me with cologne.
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Mr. C: Uggh L! Why did you do that?!
L: Now you smell fresh.
Mr. C: I smelled fine before.
L: No you didn’t.
Mr. C: I hate cologne.
L: You don’t like Calvin Klein?
Mr. C: No, I don’t like any of that stuff.
L: Now you smell like me.
Mr. C: I was fine with smelling like me.
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Fressssh

In the cafeteria getting breakfast:

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K: Mr. C, I ain’t gonna lie, you look itty today.
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Itty now means fresh which means I have style.

Word.