Raw Grapes

I was walking down the hall eating grapesĀ and I heard these comments as I went into the classroom:
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T: Mr. C walking around eatin them grapes raw.
K: Nah I swear, I open the fridge and they a bag’a leaves in there. Mr. C just eatin’ the leaves off tha tree.
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Meat Juice

I went into a classroom to retrieve some juices that a student left in there from breakfast.
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P: Give that man his juices.
Mr. C: That’s what I’m here for.
T: You his doughboy.
Mr. C: What? I’m going to drink these juices myself. That’s why I’m getting them.
P: You can’t even drink those juices.
Mr. C: Why not? It’s juice, it’s made out of grapes.
P: Nah it’s made out of meat.
Mr. C: Gross. You would drink meat juice!?
P: (Silence)
I leave the classroom.
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