Jesus Ponytail

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D: Why you cut yo hair for?
Mr. C: It was time for it to go.
D: You shoulda kept your jesus ponytail.
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Way Down 80’s Rocker

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T: Mr. C don’t know how to act with that way down cut.
Mr. C: What is a way down cut?
T: It’s that hairstyle you got.
Mr. C: Oh Okay.
T: You look like of of them 80’s rocker band member now.
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Baby Jesus

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S: With your hair cut, you look like a Baby Jesus now.
Mr. C: Baby Jesus? Baby Jesus didn’t have a beard.
S: Well if you cut the damn beard off.
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Haircut

During the break, I got my hair cut. It used to be long so it came as a shock to some of my students.
On the first day back from spring break, it became a topic of conversation.
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The morning bell rings and one of my students walks down the hall:

K: Ah you got yo hair cut!
Mr. C: Yep, I took it all off, 8 inches.
K: My nigga got that Justin Bieber cut.
Mr. C: Justin Bieber is better than Jesus so I’ll take it.
K: Yeah I like it.
Mr. C: I’m saving a ton on shampoo too.
K: Haha.
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