Dad

M walks through the door and is excited:
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M: Guess what Mr. C.
Mr. C: What?
M: They found my Dad.
Mr. C: Oh really?
M: Yeah.
Mr. C: Where did they find him?
M: The insurance company called my foster Mom, and they said they are going to call him and see when he is free so we can schedule a lunch or something.
Mr. C: that’s great Michael.
M: Yeah, and I got some questions I want to ask him.
Mr. C: I understand.
M: I haven’t seen him in 17 years.
Mr. C: That’s your whole life.
M: Yeah, I don’t even know what he looks like.
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It is times like these that I feel for and really understand my students.


Carrot Cake

During lunch:
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K: You want this?
Mr. C: The banana? Yeah sure.
K: Cause I don’t be eatin’ no fruits and vegetables.
Mr. C: I love fruits and vegetables.
B: Shit I could never be vegetarian.
K: I mean I’ll try it, but I cant be consistent with it. I gotta have me a burger.
Mr. C: I eat burgers, veggie burgers.
K: You need to come over to my house on a Sunday.
Mr. C: You need to come over to my house on a Sunday!
K: I bet if you…boyyyyy.
Mr. C: What?
K: My granny make some stuff that make a nigga never wanna be a vegetarian.
Nah Mr. C be like “Man I got this carrot cake.”
And I be like “What the hell is a carrot cake?”
It’s prolly something good I never tasted before.
Mr. C: Yep.
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Disrespectful

During lunch:
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C: Quit chewin’ with yo mouth open, that’s disrespectful.
M: Yo face is disrespectful.
C: Yo titties disrespectful.
Mr. C: That’s enough.
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Cheerios Promise

I was eating some cheerios after lunch:
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S: Hey can I get some of those?
Mr. C: You just had lunch!
S: I know but I’m hungry. You ain’t gon share with me?
Mr. C: Just a little. (pours some into their hand).
S: I appreciate that Mr. C, even though I put my hands on you.
Mr. C: Well you have to make sure you don’t ever do that again. (Looks straight into their eyes.)
S: I promise I will never do that again.
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Rough

On the way back from lunch.
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R: My homey got killed today this morning.
Mr. C: You knew them?
R: Yeah, I had classes with him. We used to play basketball together.
Mr. C: What happened?
R: They said somebody came up and just shot him.
Mr. C: Geez.
R: Shot him like prolly 5 or 6 times.
Mr. C: That’s rough R. I’m sorry.
R: Yeah.
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Jesus on the Side of the Road

Walking by some of the students at lunch:
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P: Look Jesus cut his hair.
Mr. C: You don’t like it?
P: You look like one of dem junkies on the side of the road. Haha.
Mr. C: What’s that? (Cups hand over ear)
P: Nah I’m just playin’.
Mr. C: Oh okay, I thought you said something.
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Thanks for Sharing

( A Senior went into the bathroom as some juniors went down to get their lunch with a teacher.  After waiting for a long time the senior came out of the bathroom as they were coming back up.)
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Teacher:  Have you been in there since we went down to get our lunch?
S: Yeah, I had to take a shit.
Mr. C: Well thanks for telling everyone about it.
S: I don’t care.
Mr. C: That is obvious.
S: My stomach was hurting so you know.
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