Drunk is the Legal Drinking Age.

1st Block with my Seniors:
(warning contains abusive/offensive language)
C showed up for the 2nd time this semester and started this conversation with me:
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C: Man i’m drunk as fuck.
Mr. C: (silent stare)
C: You know Old English?
Mr. C: What?
C: The beer.
Mr. C: Sure.
C: I drank 10 Old English today. This morning waiting for the bus, I had 2 Newports. My homey, he got ’em for me, cause I can’t get ’em.
Mr. C: Yeah, because how old do you have to be to drink C?
C: 22.
Mr. C: Well 21, but that just further proves my point.
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