Whoopin’s
Posted: May 10, 2013 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 8th graders, blink, conversation, eyes water, fart noise, farts, funky, momma, show, stink, whoopins Leave a commentI overheard this conversation between my 8th Graders:
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J: Do you ever blink and your eyes water?
M: Yeah, when I get whoopin’s.
J: Yeah me too.
M: One day my momma whipped me and I (fart noise)
J: For real?
M: My farts been funky lately.
When I fart in the shower, it stinks.
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Gas Mask
Posted: April 29, 2013 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 5 minutes, cancer, gas mask, no sense, smoke, smoking, stink, test, weed Leave a commentDuring a test.
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Mr. C: 5 minutes left on the test.
R: Guess what I bought the other day.
Mr. C: Tell me in 5 minutes.
(5 minutes later)
Mr. C: Okay the test is over I am going to come around and pick them up.
R: So guess what I bought.
Mr. C: What?
R: A gas mask.
Mr. C: Why did you get a gas mask?
R: I don’t know, somebody bought it for me. I said I might as well keep it, I got nothing else to do with it.
Mr. C: Okay.
R: I got it so when I smoke I don’t stink.
Mr. C: That makes no sense.
R: Nah I’m playin’, I stopped smoking in 2008, cause they found out I got cancer.
Mr. C: That is not true.
R: Nah but I see these little young dudes, bout 8 or 7, asking where the weed at.
Mr. C: Alright moving on.
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Wet Dog
Posted: November 5, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 8th grade, body odor, deororant, hot, stink, summer, triflin, wet dog, white people Leave a comment8th graders:
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K: Mr. C, why do people say that when white people sweat, they smell like a wet dog?
Mr. C: Do you know what a wet dog smells like?
K: Nah. But, I’m just sayin’, my momma say, “It is too hot outside, these white people need to get inside befo they smell like a wet dog.”
Mr. C: Well it just means that people stink, because they don’t wear deodorant or they just have body odor, and it smells like a wet dog.
K: That’s triflin’
Mr. C: Yeah.
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