( A Senior went into the bathroom as some juniors went down to get their lunch with a teacher. After waiting for a long time the senior came out of the bathroom as they were coming back up.)
Teacher: Have you been in there since we went down to get our lunch?
S: Yeah, I had to take a shit.
Mr. C: Well thanks for telling everyone about it.
S: I don’t care.
Mr. C: That is obvious.
S: My stomach was hurting so you know.